Look at this majestic portrait of myself and Jasper. Take a moment, stare deeply into my eyes, imagine your fingers running over all that exposed muscle.

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It's really something, isn't it? I have it hanging above my bath and stare at it for hours. 

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The artist behind this work is none other than Big Brother 15 favourite, Chris R. Wright. He uses nothing but a ball-point pen. And works naked by candlelight, lost in the compositions of Taylor Swift.

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I was introduced to Chris by my good friend Captain WillyFingers. We had a particularly debauched bleach sodden night in my bath, fuelled by Drum & Bass and fondue. The next day I had enough dirt on Chris to blackmail him into drawing this for me. We remain good friends.

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Have a look at his other wonderful biro brawlings here.

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